fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me* .

misha-bawlins:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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IT’S LIKE A MAJESTIC SEA CREATURE

Sometimes I look a other people’s scars and wonder how they could do that to themselves. But in all honesty, I know how.. I’ve got the same scars.
I never meant to cut that deep. But watching the blood pour out is my favorite thing.

It seems like everyone on tumblr is gay, so why don’t I have a gf?

If you’re staying on Tumblr, reblog this.

thepeasantcourtier:

OOC: I will stay here if Yahoo doesn’t completely murder it and make it unusable/add a load of unnecessary things like email and ads to it etc. if they start trying to fuck it about I may have to consider leaving.

(Source: originalgrin)

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

I’m kinda just done with everything. With you, with school, with work, with ‘friends’, with life.
I’m. Just. Done.